I crash SML today because I put a comma at the wrong place and I had to go through 5000 line of code to fix it. Forgive me my people, SML
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by Faajihouse Baba from NY, U.S, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I just found today that my supposedly summer vacation with my mother to Nigeria is not a summer vacation but to continuing schooling in Nigeria because of all my behavior. I asked my mother when we were going back to England today and she said she already enrolled in a military boarding school and she is going back to England this Saturday with my British passport. See My Life.
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by Busayo from Lagos, Nigeria, on Sep 02, 2010 Comment (1)
So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
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by zip from NYC, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
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by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
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by Erica from NJ, U.S.A, on Apr 14, 2010 Comment (0)
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
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by oncrack from md, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
i get exam 4 tomoro i dey listen 2 dagrin jam on faajihouse...smh se my life o
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by omosexii from MD, usa, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I went to the mall, at the register was this cute chick. I gave her my card, and they declined it. Gave her the second one, same thing. I was embarrassed and was about to leave when she said, "I was just messing with you."
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by Olowo from FL, USA, on Mar 24, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
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by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
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by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
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