Smh..after hurricane sandy I stayed on gas line for 5hrs only to hear that there's no more gas when I was two cars closer to d gas pump..sml
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by Preciouzlov3 from NY, USA, on Nov 03, 2012 Comment (4)
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed."SML
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by Needsanewjob from Arizona, United States, on Jan 19, 2012 Comment (0)
While using my computer in class, I clicked on my bookmarked toolbar so I can link to facebook. However, I totally forgot that I bookmarked some of my favorite porn site and the lady next to me started laughing when she saw, “Erotic Sex Video.” See My Life!
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by Oshodi Boy from Luhans'ka Oblast', Ukraine, on Jun 06, 2012 Comment (0)
See me see trouble o. I sliced tomatoes, onions and fresh pepper, and soon after i went to the toilet. I let down my underwear and grabbed my PA to urinate. Now the "chairman" is on fire.
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by El Panache from Delta, Nigeria, on Jun 14, 2012 Comment (0)
Its 0400am in the morning, preparing for boards and still had to listen to some fela....
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by interm from texas, usa, on Apr 16, 2013 Comment (0)
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. SML
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by Dada from Chicago, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (5)
Today, my job application was rejected because I was overqualified. This is the same company that rejected me 2 years ago for being under-qualified. SML
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by 2gd4u from Texas, United States, on Mar 23, 2012 Comment (0)
While getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. See my life
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by Jerkgirl from Alabama , U.S. , on Apr 16, 2013 Comment (0)
OKAY .so i went 2 give blood and the lady on d counter asked me if i have been in an african country for more dan one year..i was like year nigeria.she said "am sorry , u cant give blood.u have been in an hiv populated area" i was like smh. see me over here tying 2 help ur country and u are telling me i have hiv..i waka from dat place oo b4 vex catch me and her punch her in her face,,,,..hmmm...just to steroetypical...chie
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by saminator from goergia, usa, on Sep 21, 2010 Comment (6)
Today i woke up and realized Im not Nigerian. SML
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by Loves Me from NY, US, on May 13, 2010 Comment (2)

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