Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understand it

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Wole

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Post Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:57 pm

Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understand it

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or
motor sports


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping
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MSuave

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Post Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:13 am

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

You just described a lazy man that no gurl wants to be with!. a guy that is not willing to step out of his comfort zone to get or make the gurl happy!.smdh.. All of the above are selfish...tsk tsk tsk
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steffyjb1

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:04 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

Im offended by this post. This 'man' discribe is absolutely lazy and self absorbed. Why didnt he ask his wife/girlfriend is she needed any help with anything?? and whats the point of dating someone who is not going to go through the hassle of helping you out during a situation...tsk tsk tsk...'men' are just a waste of time
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Wole

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:44 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

You females took a perfectly good proposition and turned it into personal attacks. Whoever wrote these rules was just trying to help the female species understand their partner better, in order to secure a healthy relationship with your man. Stop crying and man up :lol:
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steffyjb1

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:51 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

hhhmmmm....coming from someone in a relationship I am shocked. We both know that no girlfriend who is your EQUAL would roll around and do whatever YOU want. Just being real. :) and a woman who has her own MIND and is INDEPENDENT does NOT take a backseat and serve her man like that. It takes a Stong independent female to know this. :) So man up, and work through the difficulties that come with PARTNERships, instead of working around them. ;) Dont be afraid of a little competition. We women dont bite
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damola

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:01 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

obviously this post is a general post....why are the women on here taking it extremely personal....
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steffyjb1

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:04 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

No one is taking it PERSONALLY. Im just trying to educate you young talented men. i.e. in spelling and grammar too :)
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djnutty

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:23 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

hey!!! where the sexy ladies @ hola atcha boi
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MSuave

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Post Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:40 pm

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

STEFFY! I GOT UR BACK LADY!..PLEASE EDUCATE OUR YOUNG MEN!...LOOK AT THEM GETTING DEFENSIVE..LOL..SMH
What is mine is all mine!
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Mrs.Wade

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Post Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:06 am

Re: Guy's rule.U female out there need to read and understan

djnutty, you have been hollered at
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