I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 11:25 pm by Jay from New york, USA
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I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
Posted on 03/25/2010 at 6:20 pm by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan
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Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
Posted on 03/25/2010 at 7:28 pm by porn star from jersey city, usa
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yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
Posted on 03/29/2010 at 2:11 pm by peepshow from houston TX, USA
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My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
Posted on 03/29/2010 at 10:21 pm by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana
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I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
Posted on 03/31/2010 at 1:22 am by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria
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So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh
Posted on 04/02/2010 at 10:26 am by Zip from ny, USA
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My boyfriend took me to a nice restaurant which their food ended up giving me diarrhea. He took me back to his house to use the toilet, when I finished, the toilet wouldn't flush and the toilet decided to overflow all over his bathroom. Chei
Posted on 04/07/2010 at 10:40 am by Fatima from Kano, Nigeria
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I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
Posted on 04/09/2010 at 2:20 pm by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S
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I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
Posted on 04/14/2010 at 9:50 pm by Erica from NJ, U.S.A
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