So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 12:48 pm by zip from NYC, usa
I crash SML today because I put a comma at the wrong place and I had to go through 5000 line of code to fix it. Forgive me my people, SML
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 5:17 pm by Faajihouse Baba from NY, U.S
while driving home i was staring at some chic grooving in her ride....she musta been grooving well because my foot went off the brake.......chei
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 8:50 pm by broken neck from NC, US
Can u imagine... during my exams they brought this hot invigilator... and i was busy looking at her with full concentration... then she just turned,,, took-off her jacket winked at me and sat right behind me... men!!! i was lost for like 15 mins... i almost forgot all I’ve learnt and read for 4 months in one-sitting... AHH...
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 9:19 pm by Whales from Lagos, Nigeria
I was at library reading when I saw this damn hot gurl, I followed her to talk to her as soon as I reached her, her boy friend pulled over and she got into the car as they kissed. Chei
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 11:22 pm by jay from new york, usa
I dey follow 3 different girls talk. Na so I just dey bored check one of them pictures on FB, na so I see pictures with all three of them and the fourth I dey try holla together. Omo, See my life O.
Posted on 03/19/2010 at 1:50 am by Omo boy from NY, USA
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
Posted on 03/19/2010 at 11:49 pm by san carlos from ny, usa
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 7:56 am by Anonymous from NYC, USA
Today, I was trying to do efizzy for this girl, told her to not take MTA make I carry am go house. Next thing I know my car no wan start, See my life.
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 8:50 pm by This guy from NY, USA
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 8:59 pm by Nike from Ibadan, Naija
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