RENDITION:So a friend of mines told me that almost every night before she goes to bed, her guy is always disturbing her for sex and if she is not in the mood, he starts humping her!...Keep in mind they both have clothes covering there private part!!.. SEE HIS LIFE!
Posted on 05/23/2010 at 11:21 pm by mINKs from RHODE ISLAND, US
Spent over $300 (NO RETURNS) for an outfit for an event. Ended up going somewhere else and spending less than 30 mins there!.. SEE MY LIFE!
Posted on 06/01/2010 at 8:39 am by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA
i have urinalysis exam less than 16 hours, i got on facebook for a quick gossip, and i found igbo church commedy, so i logged off facebook, to trace igbo church comedy, to faajihouse now i can't found it.....sml
Posted on 06/06/2010 at 3:34 pm by ceci from brooklyn, NY
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
Posted on 06/15/2010 at 11:05 am by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
Posted on 07/18/2010 at 6:05 pm by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
I just found today that my supposedly summer vacation with my mother to Nigeria is not a summer vacation but to continuing schooling in Nigeria because of all my behavior. I asked my mother when we were going back to England today and she said she already enrolled in a military boarding school and she is going back to England this Saturday with my British passport. See My Life.
Posted on 09/02/2010 at 11:03 am by Busayo from Lagos, Nigeria
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
Posted on 10/26/2010 at 7:59 pm by brooklyn chick from new york, USA
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 10:39 am by Faajihouse from NY, US
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 11:19 am by oncrack from md, usa
I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 11:54 am by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja
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