Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. SML
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 3:17 am by Dada from Chicago, US
I remember when i be small pinkin and I want jerk off so bad and no more vaseline for house. The only lubricate way i see na my mama bengay, na so i rub am for my prick ooo. Chei, that thing pepper ooo.
Posted on 03/20/2010 at 1:52 pm by Leavestory from Gidi, Nigeria
last night i wanted to send a txt to some shawtie...explaining all the crude things i wanted to do to her.....woke up this morning to find a text from my mother saying we need to talk....the girls name is one above my mums on my contact....i don diee
Posted on 03/21/2010 at 3:41 pm by mumu from lagos, nig
OKAY .so i went 2 give blood and the lady on d counter asked me if i have been in an african country for more dan one year..i was like year nigeria.she said "am sorry , u cant give blood.u have been in an hiv populated area" i was like smh. see me over here tying 2 help ur country and u are telling me i have hiv..i waka from dat place oo b4 vex catch me and her punch her in her face,,,,..hmmm...just to steroetypical...chie
Posted on 09/21/2010 at 11:34 pm by saminator from goergia, usa
Today, I went to Stony Brook University and discovered that my girlfriend of over 12 years shot herself because her lover got married to a striper.
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 11:22 am by Jay from new york, USA
I'm stuck on 3rd mainland bridge traffic and I have left to no gas in my car...I don dieee
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 12:06 pm by wetinconcernu from lasgidi, nigeria
Today I was in the train thinking about this beautiful woman that I had long conversation with and I noticed this dude looking at me. He started showing effeminate behaviors and with a female voice asked me my name. I shouted at him, "get out" and he just ran away.
Am not down with anything Gay! Of course everybody in the train looked at me and I got lucky- a pretty lady came and sat close to me to console me. Cmylife ..lol
Posted on 04/11/2010 at 1:23 pm by Jay from New york, USA
Today i woke up and realized Im not Nigerian. SML
Posted on 05/13/2010 at 8:44 pm by Loves Me from NY, US
I went to this sushi bar with my girl today only to find out the place was a buffet. all well and good, i was excited but after eatin a bit of everything in there, the waiter brought the bill and it was $80 i was shocked but i had to play it off. chei car note and phone bill is due tomorrow. see my life
Posted on 05/23/2010 at 10:05 pm by asakoko from brooklyn,ny, yankee
I've always wanted to come to America land of opportunity!..Now am here..no opportunity..I WANT TO GO BACK TO NIGERIA!!..SEE MY LIFE O!
Posted on 05/25/2010 at 11:09 am by JAMES from ATLANTA, US
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