wen i finally got the luck to fuck my girl, her pussy was so tight that i cud not penetrate her easily, finally owing to the fact we used her friend's room, i just sucked her cunt and left disappointed....
Posted on 12/22/2011 at 10:54 am by Sunny from Ife, Nigeria
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 11:25 pm by Jay from New york, USA
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
Posted on 07/03/2011 at 10:58 pm by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
Posted on 12/22/2011 at 7:51 am by Abija from philly, US
Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
Posted on 03/25/2010 at 7:28 pm by porn star from jersey city, usa
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
Posted on 03/31/2010 at 1:22 am by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
Posted on 07/18/2010 at 6:05 pm by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 12:48 pm by zip from NYC, usa
Can u imagine... during my exams they brought this hot invigilator... and i was busy looking at her with full concentration... then she just turned,,, took-off her jacket winked at me and sat right behind me... men!!! i was lost for like 15 mins... i almost forgot all I’ve learnt and read for 4 months in one-sitting... AHH...
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 9:19 pm by Whales from Lagos, Nigeria
I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
Posted on 03/25/2010 at 6:20 pm by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan
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