Spent over $300 (NO RETURNS) for an outfit for an event. Ended up going somewhere else and spending less than 30 mins there!.. SEE MY LIFE!

yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...

So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh

I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?

So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.

While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." SML

I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life

I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.

i have urinalysis exam less than 16 hours, i got on facebook for a quick gossip, and i found igbo church commedy, so i logged off facebook, to trace igbo church comedy, to faajihouse now i can't found it.....sml