Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 10:39 am by Faajihouse from NY, US
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
Posted on 03/29/2010 at 10:21 pm by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana
Today, I was trying to do efizzy for this girl, told her to not take MTA make I carry am go house. Next thing I know my car no wan start, See my life.
Posted on 03/22/2010 at 8:50 pm by This guy from NY, USA
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
Posted on 06/24/2010 at 9:51 pm by Sade from Shanghai, China
I got into a bus, sat down and noticed someone was popping gum noisily in my ear. I was mad at the person and wanted to ask the person to stop but when i turned, i saw this huge, macho looking man with this wickedness in his face. Immediately, my mouth shut up cos if i say something he may lift me and throw my skinny body out of the window . See My Life.
Posted on 05/25/2010 at 11:48 am by busayour from Austell, GA, USA
My wife changed her facebook’s relationship status from “Married” to “Widow.” Abeg, wetin I do now, I am not going home!
Posted on 06/04/2010 at 1:55 pm by David from Cali, U.S
i'm supposed to be doing third party reconcillation at work and and i'm on faajihouse. The director just walked in on me dancing and the work is not done. i got a write up. see my life.
Posted on 03/18/2010 at 7:40 pm by asakoko from ny, us
Went to a Naija Party and all I could think of was "If the cops come here, half of these ppl will be in Lagos before the month is over!" See our lives.
Posted on 05/11/2010 at 12:55 am by Omo boy from NY, USA
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
Posted on 07/14/2010 at 7:55 pm by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option.
Posted on 04/14/2011 at 6:57 pm by Andimanastudent from Massachusetts, U.S.
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