wen i finally got the luck to fuck my girl, her pussy was so tight that i cud not penetrate her easily, finally owing to the fact we used her friend's room, i just sucked her cunt and left disappointed....
Posted on 12/22/2011 at 10:54 am by Sunny from Ife, Nigeria
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
Posted on 12/22/2011 at 7:51 am by Abija from philly, US
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
Posted on 07/03/2011 at 11:00 pm by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
Posted on 07/03/2011 at 10:58 pm by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option.
Posted on 04/14/2011 at 6:57 pm by Andimanastudent from Massachusetts, U.S.
so back in those days i always thought i had it going,especially when my friends and i sleep with our girlfriend's friends i thought i was a pro,just to find out last week from one of my ex-girlfriend's friend that i had slept with as well, that rumor had it back then that my penis was so tiny as an infant's penis and they all just wanted to see it, what really hurt me most was that they all faked d orgasm just to make me feel good about myself. in other words they all feel i wasn't man enough.
Posted on 02/03/2011 at 12:05 am by black from IL, usa
Ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. SML
Posted on 01/17/2011 at 10:24 pm by Bisi from Toronto, Canada
I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
Posted on 01/17/2011 at 10:18 pm by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
Posted on 10/26/2010 at 7:59 pm by brooklyn chick from new york, USA
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
Posted on 10/18/2010 at 8:50 pm by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada
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