While getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. See my life

Its 0400am in the morning, preparing for boards and still had to listen to some fela....

Smh..after hurricane sandy I stayed on gas line for 5hrs only to hear that there's no more gas when I was two cars closer to d gas pump..sml

See me see trouble o. I sliced tomatoes, onions and fresh pepper, and soon after i went to the toilet. I let down my underwear and grabbed my PA to urinate. Now the "chairman" is on fire.

While using my computer in class, I clicked on my bookmarked toolbar so I can link to facebook. However, I totally forgot that I bookmarked some of my favorite porn site and the lady next to me started laughing when she saw, “Erotic Sex Video.” See My Life!

My mum told me that there is no husband in London, London men attract women with their cars, take you to MacDonald, buy you quarter pounder, chicken and chips , ice cream and take you home. When you get home, he will put in bed and jump on you , any man that jump you, he is disgracing our family. So when i went to London, i met one fine boy he took me to MacDonald, buy me a quarter pounder,chicken and chips, ice cream and took me home. This fine boy put me in bed and tried to jump over me then i remembered what my mummy told me so put him aside then i jumped over him not to disgrace my family

Today, my job application was rejected because I was overqualified. This is the same company that rejected me 2 years ago for being under-qualified. SML

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed."SML

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." SML

so i was doing #2 earlier on today and it stinking up the whole bathroom up to the point that everyone that came in to the bathroom ran back out. At the end, i tried to flush and the damn thing wasn't going down so i covered it up and left it there. i feel sorry for the next person to go in that stall. #shock of their life.