I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I went to the mall, at the register was this cute chick. I gave her my card, and they declined it. Gave her the second one, same thing. I was embarrassed and was about to leave when she said, "I was just messing with you."
by Olowo from FL, USA, on Mar 24, 2010 Comment (1)
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I was trying to do efizzy for this girl, told her to not take MTA make I carry am go house. Next thing I know my car no wan start, See my life.
by This guy from NY, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
last night i wanted to send a txt to some shawtie...explaining all the crude things i wanted to do to her.....woke up this morning to find a text from my mother saying we need to talk....the girls name is one above my mums on my contact....i don diee
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by mumu from lagos, nig, on Mar 21, 2010 Comment (3)
can't still believe it that this guy i have being with for almost 3 years now also loves f***ing guys in d ass...damn nasty...seemylife o
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by Gorgeouzzframe from chicago, usa, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (1)
I remember when i be small pinkin and I want jerk off so bad and no more vaseline for house. The only lubricate way i see na my mama bengay, na so i rub am for my prick ooo. Chei, that thing pepper ooo.
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by Leavestory from Gidi, Nigeria, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (3)
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
by san carlos from ny, usa, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
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