I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
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by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
by brooklyn chick from new york, USA, on Oct 26, 2010 Comment (1)
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
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by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada, on Oct 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?
by Marshal Sanco Tobore from Unted State Of A*egun**, Republic Of Naija Delta., on Oct 10, 2010 Comment (0)
OKAY .so i went 2 give blood and the lady on d counter asked me if i have been in an african country for more dan one year..i was like year nigeria.she said "am sorry , u cant give blood.u have been in an hiv populated area" i was like smh. see me over here tying 2 help ur country and u are telling me i have hiv..i waka from dat place oo b4 vex catch me and her punch her in her face,,,,..hmmm...just to steroetypical...chie
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by saminator from goergia, usa, on Sep 21, 2010 Comment (3)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." SML
by Someone from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 10, 2010 Comment (0)
I always thought I was lactose intolerance because every time I pour my coffee at work, I pour this particular half in half milk into my coffee and right after that I have to use the bathroom/shit. I was informed to use any milk or creamer in the first compartment in the fridge, since it belongs to the coffee mess group that I contribute to. Anyway, I decided to check to expiration date on the milk today and the milk has expired 6 months ago. No wonder I always have to shit right after I drink my coffee. SEE MY LIFE
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by Lactose Intolerance from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 09, 2010 Comment (2)
I just found today that my supposedly summer vacation with my mother to Nigeria is not a summer vacation but to continuing schooling in Nigeria because of all my behavior. I asked my mother when we were going back to England today and she said she already enrolled in a military boarding school and she is going back to England this Saturday with my British passport. See My Life.
by Busayo from Lagos, Nigeria, on Sep 02, 2010 Comment (1)
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Jul 18, 2010 Comment (1)
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
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