I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)
I Purchased a Dress at Lord's n Taylor for $2000 for my sisters 2010 graduation..... 2 days to her graduation, she said " OH sister Funke!I got an F in Organic chemistry...so i will not be graduating!!!! OMG....my 30 days to return the dress already passed...SML
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by olamide from California, Ny, on Jun 07, 2010 Comment (2)
So it was about to be a banging saturday night cap...just had a banging night at the club, vodka was flowing down like water falls..Got the shawtie on my arm headed back to the hotel...while rapping to her on the ride..in my mind i'm already seeing all that's going to go down when all of a sudden i see a projectile come out of the shawties mouth....lets just say i can taste all she had to eat and drink in my mouth and i can see it all over my fly ass outfit....i spent the night cleaning up and in the back seat of a car....see my fucking life
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by flyprojectile from MD, USA, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." SML
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by Someone from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 10, 2010 Comment (0)
Spent over $300 (NO RETURNS) for an outfit for an event. Ended up going somewhere else and spending less than 30 mins there!.. SEE MY LIFE!
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by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 01, 2010 Comment (1)
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
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by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada, on Oct 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
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by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Jul 18, 2010 Comment (1)
I was at library reading when I saw this damn hot gurl, I followed her to talk to her as soon as I reached her, her boy friend pulled over and she got into the car as they kissed. Chei
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by jay from new york, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
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by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
while driving home i was staring at some chic grooving in her ride....she musta been grooving well because my foot went off the brake.......chei
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by broken neck from NC, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
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