I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
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by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
The store that I work in closes at 10pm but I was already exhausted around 9:50pm when a beautiful lady walked up to my registered with goods worth about $1800. I proceed to ask her what method of payment she will like to use for her payment and this crazy lady brought out 1800 one dollar bills out of her wallet. It took me about 20 minutes to make sure I had the correct amount. I need a new job! SML
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by Ogunbayo from Idaho, U.S, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
I got into a bus, sat down and noticed someone was popping gum noisily in my ear. I was mad at the person and wanted to ask the person to stop but when i turned, i saw this huge, macho looking man with this wickedness in his face. Immediately, my mouth shut up cos if i say something he may lift me and throw my skinny body out of the window . See My Life.
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by busayour from Austell, GA, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?
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by Marshal Sanco Tobore from Unted State Of A*egun**, Republic Of Naija Delta., on Oct 10, 2010 Comment (1)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
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by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
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by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 15, 2010 Comment (1)
i have urinalysis exam less than 16 hours, i got on facebook for a quick gossip, and i found igbo church commedy, so i logged off facebook, to trace igbo church comedy, to faajihouse now i can't found it.....sml
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by ceci from brooklyn, NY, on Jun 06, 2010 Comment (1)
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
Can u imagine... during my exams they brought this hot invigilator... and i was busy looking at her with full concentration... then she just turned,,, took-off her jacket winked at me and sat right behind me... men!!! i was lost for like 15 mins... i almost forgot all I’ve learnt and read for 4 months in one-sitting... AHH...
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by Whales from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
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