yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
After waiting for the bus for 2hrs, i opened my bag to get my wallet so i could pay my fare until i realized my wallet was lost. SML ooo
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by busayour from georgia, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (2)
Went to a Naija Party and all I could think of was "If the cops come here, half of these ppl will be in Lagos before the month is over!" See our lives.
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by Omo boy from NY, USA, on May 11, 2010 Comment (1)
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
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by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
Can u imagine... during my exams they brought this hot invigilator... and i was busy looking at her with full concentration... then she just turned,,, took-off her jacket winked at me and sat right behind me... men!!! i was lost for like 15 mins... i almost forgot all I’ve learnt and read for 4 months in one-sitting... AHH...
by Whales from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?
by Marshal Sanco Tobore from Unted State Of A*egun**, Republic Of Naija Delta., on Oct 10, 2010 Comment (1)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
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by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 15, 2010 Comment (1)
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