I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
My boyfriend took me to a nice restaurant which their food ended up giving me diarrhea. He took me back to his house to use the toilet, when I finished, the toilet wouldn't flush and the toilet decided to overflow all over his bathroom. Chei
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by Fatima from Kano, Nigeria, on Apr 07, 2010 Comment (0)
I dey follow 3 different girls talk. Na so I just dey bored check one of them pictures on FB, na so I see pictures with all three of them and the fourth I dey try holla together. Omo, See my life O.
by Omo boy from NY, USA, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
So it was about to be a banging saturday night cap...just had a banging night at the club, vodka was flowing down like water falls..Got the shawtie on my arm headed back to the hotel...while rapping to her on the ride..in my mind i'm already seeing all that's going to go down when all of a sudden i see a projectile come out of the shawties mouth....lets just say i can taste all she had to eat and drink in my mouth and i can see it all over my fly ass outfit....i spent the night cleaning up and in the back seat of a car....see my fucking life
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by flyprojectile from MD, USA, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
Can u imagine... during my exams they brought this hot invigilator... and i was busy looking at her with full concentration... then she just turned,,, took-off her jacket winked at me and sat right behind me... men!!! i was lost for like 15 mins... i almost forgot all I’ve learnt and read for 4 months in one-sitting... AHH...
by Whales from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)
I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?
by Marshal Sanco Tobore from Unted State Of A*egun**, Republic Of Naija Delta., on Oct 10, 2010 Comment (1)
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
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by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 15, 2010 Comment (1)

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