Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
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by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
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by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
can't still believe it that this guy i have being with for almost 3 years now also loves f***ing guys in d ass...damn nasty...seemylife o
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by Gorgeouzzframe from chicago, usa, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (1)
I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
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by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
After waiting for the bus for 2hrs, i opened my bag to get my wallet so i could pay my fare until i realized my wallet was lost. SML ooo
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by busayour from georgia, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (2)
Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
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by porn star from jersey city, usa, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
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by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
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by Sade from Shanghai, China, on Jun 24, 2010 Comment (0)
Went to a Naija Party and all I could think of was "If the cops come here, half of these ppl will be in Lagos before the month is over!" See our lives.
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by Omo boy from NY, USA, on May 11, 2010 Comment (1)
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
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by san carlos from ny, usa, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
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