So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
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by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
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by porn star from jersey city, usa, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
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by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
The store that I work in closes at 10pm but I was already exhausted around 9:50pm when a beautiful lady walked up to my registered with goods worth about $1800. I proceed to ask her what method of payment she will like to use for her payment and this crazy lady brought out 1800 one dollar bills out of her wallet. It took me about 20 minutes to make sure I had the correct amount. I need a new job! SML
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by Ogunbayo from Idaho, U.S, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
Why did I make a trip all the way to Jones Beach only for the thing to be so crowded that I couldn't even get in the water. To make the matter worse, the traffic was so bad that I spent more time on the road than on the sand. Black ppl. SML
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by olowo lolaye from NY, USA, on May 31, 2010 Comment (0)
So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh
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by Zip from ny, USA, on Apr 02, 2010 Comment (1)
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
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by san carlos from ny, usa, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
After waiting for the bus for 2hrs, i opened my bag to get my wallet so i could pay my fare until i realized my wallet was lost. SML ooo
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by busayour from georgia, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (2)
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
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by Sade from Shanghai, China, on Jun 24, 2010 Comment (0)
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
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by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
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