So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
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by zip from NYC, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
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by oncrack from md, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I went to the mall, at the register was this cute chick. I gave her my card, and they declined it. Gave her the second one, same thing. I was embarrassed and was about to leave when she said, "I was just messing with you."
by Olowo from FL, USA, on Mar 24, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
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by Sade from Shanghai, China, on Jun 24, 2010 Comment (0)
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
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by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
by san carlos from ny, usa, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh
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by Zip from ny, USA, on Apr 02, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
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by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
can't still believe it that this guy i have being with for almost 3 years now also loves f***ing guys in d ass...damn nasty...seemylife o
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by Gorgeouzzframe from chicago, usa, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (1)

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