I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
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by Erica from NJ, U.S.A, on Apr 14, 2010 Comment (0)
While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!
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by Seyi from Bristol, England, on Jun 28, 2010 Comment (0)
Why did I make a trip all the way to Jones Beach only for the thing to be so crowded that I couldn't even get in the water. To make the matter worse, the traffic was so bad that I spent more time on the road than on the sand. Black ppl. SML
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by olowo lolaye from NY, USA, on May 31, 2010 Comment (0)
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
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by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 31, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)
so back in those days i always thought i had it going,especially when my friends and i sleep with our girlfriend's friends i thought i was a pro,just to find out last week from one of my ex-girlfriend's friend that i had slept with as well, that rumor had it back then that my penis was so tiny as an infant's penis and they all just wanted to see it, what really hurt me most was that they all faked d orgasm just to make me feel good about myself. in other words they all feel i wasn't man enough.
by black from IL, usa, on Feb 03, 2011 Comment (1)
Today I saw a beautiful gurl named Ashley and I got her number , after an hour I saw another Gurl and as I was talking to her and getting her number Ashley walked by and said hello to me and then said to the girl I was talking to that Dude(me) just got my number is he getting yours too....chei see my life!!
by jay from new york, uSA, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (2)
Today, I went to the mall, at the register was this cute chick. I gave her my card, and they declined it. Gave her the second one, same thing. I was embarrassed and was about to leave when she said, "I was just messing with you."
by Olowo from FL, USA, on Mar 24, 2010 Comment (1)
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
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by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)

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