I got into a bus, sat down and noticed someone was popping gum noisily in my ear. I was mad at the person and wanted to ask the person to stop but when i turned, i saw this huge, macho looking man with this wickedness in his face. Immediately, my mouth shut up cos if i say something he may lift me and throw my skinny body out of the window . See My Life.
by busayour from Austell, GA, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
Sorry Oo (4813) - Chei, See your life (542)
by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada, on Oct 18, 2010 Comment (1)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
i get exam 4 tomoro i dey listen 2 dagrin jam on faajihouse...smh se my life o
by omosexii from MD, usa, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
i have urinalysis exam less than 16 hours, i got on facebook for a quick gossip, and i found igbo church commedy, so i logged off facebook, to trace igbo church comedy, to faajihouse now i can't found it.....sml
Sorry Oo (1620) - Chei, See your life (538)
by ceci from brooklyn, NY, on Jun 06, 2010 Comment (1)
while driving home i was staring at some chic grooving in her ride....she musta been grooving well because my foot went off the brake.......chei
by broken neck from NC, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (1)
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 15, 2010 Comment (1)
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Jul 18, 2010 Comment (3)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." SML
by Someone from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 10, 2010 Comment (0)
I Purchased a Dress at Lord's n Taylor for $2000 for my sisters 2010 graduation..... 2 days to her graduation, she said " OH sister Funke!I got an F in Organic chemistry...so i will not be graduating!!!! OMG....my 30 days to return the dress already passed...SML
by olamide from California, Ny, on Jun 07, 2010 Comment (2)

Copyright © 2017 Faajihouse, All Rights Reserved.