Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
by porn star from jersey city, usa, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)
So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
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by zip from NYC, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
So it was about to be a banging saturday night cap...just had a banging night at the club, vodka was flowing down like water falls..Got the shawtie on my arm headed back to the hotel...while rapping to her on the ride..in my mind i'm already seeing all that's going to go down when all of a sudden i see a projectile come out of the shawties mouth....lets just say i can taste all she had to eat and drink in my mouth and i can see it all over my fly ass outfit....i spent the night cleaning up and in the back seat of a car....see my fucking life
by flyprojectile from MD, USA, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
The store that I work in closes at 10pm but I was already exhausted around 9:50pm when a beautiful lady walked up to my registered with goods worth about $1800. I proceed to ask her what method of payment she will like to use for her payment and this crazy lady brought out 1800 one dollar bills out of her wallet. It took me about 20 minutes to make sure I had the correct amount. I need a new job! SML
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by Ogunbayo from Idaho, U.S, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)

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