Today, I went to the mall, at the register was this cute chick. I gave her my card, and they declined it. Gave her the second one, same thing. I was embarrassed and was about to leave when she said, "I was just messing with you."
by Olowo from FL, USA, on Mar 24, 2010 Comment (1)
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
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by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
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by oncrack from md, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
So my shawty was gonna gimmie head after lunch....we had some rice nd stew. BAD IDEA!! My joint was burning hot cuz of the pepper from her mouth...smh..never again
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by zip from NYC, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
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by Sade from Shanghai, China, on Jun 24, 2010 Comment (0)
see my life i have been at a hotel room for 2 hours waiting for these babes to dress up so we can hit up element....fuck mayne i hate babes wahala....see my life
by san carlos from ny, usa, on Mar 19, 2010 Comment (0)
So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh
by Zip from ny, USA, on Apr 02, 2010 Comment (1)
My wife changed her facebook’s relationship status from “Married” to “Widow.” Abeg, wetin I do now, I am not going home!
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by David from Cali, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (0)
can't still believe it that this guy i have being with for almost 3 years now also loves f***ing guys in d ass...damn nasty...seemylife o
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by Gorgeouzzframe from chicago, usa, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)

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