I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Why did I make a trip all the way to Jones Beach only for the thing to be so crowded that I couldn't even get in the water. To make the matter worse, the traffic was so bad that I spent more time on the road than on the sand. Black ppl. SML
by olowo lolaye from NY, USA, on May 31, 2010 Comment (0)
Ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. SML
by Bisi from Toronto, Canada, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
i'm supposed to be doing third party reconcillation at work and and i'm on faajihouse. The director just walked in on me dancing and the work is not done. i got a write up. see my life.
by asakoko from ny, us, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (2)
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
Sorry Oo (1010) - Chei, See your life (605)
by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (1)
so back in those days i always thought i had it going,especially when my friends and i sleep with our girlfriend's friends i thought i was a pro,just to find out last week from one of my ex-girlfriend's friend that i had slept with as well, that rumor had it back then that my penis was so tiny as an infant's penis and they all just wanted to see it, what really hurt me most was that they all faked d orgasm just to make me feel good about myself. in other words they all feel i wasn't man enough.
by black from IL, usa, on Feb 03, 2011 Comment (2)
I crash SML today because I put a comma at the wrong place and I had to go through 5000 line of code to fix it. Forgive me my people, SML
by Faajihouse Baba from NY, U.S, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Today I saw a beautiful gurl named Ashley and I got her number , after an hour I saw another Gurl and as I was talking to her and getting her number Ashley walked by and said hello to me and then said to the girl I was talking to that Dude(me) just got my number is he getting yours too....chei see my life!!
by jay from new york, uSA, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (1)
My wife changed her facebook’s relationship status from “Married” to “Widow.” Abeg, wetin I do now, I am not going home!
by David from Cali, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (2)

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