Yesterday, I overheard the relatively new guy sitting next to my cubicles bragging to someone on the phone about the new promotion he just received. The same promotion my manager told me that I was next in line to receive. SML
by Abacha from Washington D.C, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)
Today I saw a beautiful gurl named Ashley and I got her number , after an hour I saw another Gurl and as I was talking to her and getting her number Ashley walked by and said hello to me and then said to the girl I was talking to that Dude(me) just got my number is he getting yours too....chei see my life!!
by jay from new york, uSA, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (2)
so back in those days i always thought i had it going,especially when my friends and i sleep with our girlfriend's friends i thought i was a pro,just to find out last week from one of my ex-girlfriend's friend that i had slept with as well, that rumor had it back then that my penis was so tiny as an infant's penis and they all just wanted to see it, what really hurt me most was that they all faked d orgasm just to make me feel good about myself. in other words they all feel i wasn't man enough.
by black from IL, usa, on Feb 03, 2011 Comment (1)
Why did I make a trip all the way to Jones Beach only for the thing to be so crowded that I couldn't even get in the water. To make the matter worse, the traffic was so bad that I spent more time on the road than on the sand. Black ppl. SML
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by olowo lolaye from NY, USA, on May 31, 2010 Comment (0)
I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
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by Erica from NJ, U.S.A, on Apr 14, 2010 Comment (0)
While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!
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by Seyi from Bristol, England, on Jun 28, 2010 Comment (0)
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
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by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 31, 2010 Comment (0)
wen i finally got the luck to fuck my girl, her pussy was so tight that i cud not penetrate her easily, finally owing to the fact we used her friend's room, i just sucked her cunt and left disappointed....
by Sunny from Ife, Nigeria, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)

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