I always thought I was lactose intolerance because every time I pour my coffee at work, I pour this particular half in half milk into my coffee and right after that I have to use the bathroom/shit. I was informed to use any milk or creamer in the first compartment in the fridge, since it belongs to the coffee mess group that I contribute to. Anyway, I decided to check to expiration date on the milk today and the milk has expired 6 months ago. No wonder I always have to shit right after I drink my coffee. SEE MY LIFE
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by Lactose Intolerance from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 09, 2010 Comment (5)
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option.
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by Andimanastudent from Massachusetts, U.S., on Apr 14, 2011 Comment (170)
see my life i have been in love with a chick now for a while...today she asks me if i know that she is talking to other guys and asks if im okay with it...seemylife
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by looser from md, usa, on Jul 06, 2010 Comment (2)
so i was doing #2 earlier on today and it stinking up the whole bathroom up to the point that everyone that came in to the bathroom ran back out. At the end, i tried to flush and the damn thing wasn't going down so i covered it up and left it there. i feel sorry for the next person to go in that stall. #shock of their life.
by Nasty girl from Toronto, Canada, on Jan 09, 2012 Comment (2)
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." SML
by Too Slow from Nagaland, India, on Jan 19, 2012 Comment (0)
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
by brooklyn chick from new york, USA, on Oct 26, 2010 Comment (1)
Yesterday, I overheard the relatively new guy sitting next to my cubicles bragging to someone on the phone about the new promotion he just received. The same promotion my manager told me that I was next in line to receive. SML
by Abacha from Washington D.C, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (1)
I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
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by Erica from NJ, U.S.A, on Apr 14, 2010 Comment (1)
While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!
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by Seyi from Bristol, England, on Jun 28, 2010 Comment (3)
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
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by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 31, 2010 Comment (2)
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