I always thought I was lactose intolerance because every time I pour my coffee at work, I pour this particular half in half milk into my coffee and right after that I have to use the bathroom/shit. I was informed to use any milk or creamer in the first compartment in the fridge, since it belongs to the coffee mess group that I contribute to. Anyway, I decided to check to expiration date on the milk today and the milk has expired 6 months ago. No wonder I always have to shit right after I drink my coffee. SEE MY LIFE
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by Lactose Intolerance from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 09, 2010 Comment (2)
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." SML
by Too Slow from Nagaland, India, on Jan 19, 2012 Comment (0)
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option.
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by Andimanastudent from Massachusetts, U.S., on Apr 14, 2011 Comment (0)
so i was doing #2 earlier on today and it stinking up the whole bathroom up to the point that everyone that came in to the bathroom ran back out. At the end, i tried to flush and the damn thing wasn't going down so i covered it up and left it there. i feel sorry for the next person to go in that stall. #shock of their life.
by Nasty girl from Toronto, Canada, on Jan 09, 2012 Comment (2)
see my life i have been in love with a chick now for a while...today she asks me if i know that she is talking to other guys and asks if im okay with it...seemylife
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by looser from md, usa, on Jul 06, 2010 Comment (2)
I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
i'm supposed to be doing third party reconcillation at work and and i'm on faajihouse. The director just walked in on me dancing and the work is not done. i got a write up. see my life.
by asakoko from ny, us, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (1)
Today I saw a beautiful gurl named Ashley and I got her number , after an hour I saw another Gurl and as I was talking to her and getting her number Ashley walked by and said hello to me and then said to the girl I was talking to that Dude(me) just got my number is he getting yours too....chei see my life!!
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by jay from new york, uSA, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (2)
Ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. SML
by Bisi from Toronto, Canada, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (1)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)
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