My mum told me that there is no husband in London, London men attract women with their cars, take you to MacDonald, buy you quarter pounder, chicken and chips , ice cream and take you home. When you get home, he will put in bed and jump on you , any man that jump you, he is disgracing our family. So when i went to London, i met one fine boy he took me to MacDonald, buy me a quarter pounder,chicken and chips, ice cream and took me home. This fine boy put me in bed and tried to jump over me then i remembered what my mummy told me so put him aside then i jumped over him not to disgrace my family
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by djflexxy from london, united kingdom, on May 27, 2012 Comment (0)
I'm stuck on 3rd mainland bridge traffic and I have left to no gas in my car...I don dieee
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by wetinconcernu from lasgidi, nigeria, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (4)
I remember when i be small pinkin and I want jerk off so bad and no more vaseline for house. The only lubricate way i see na my mama bengay, na so i rub am for my prick ooo. Chei, that thing pepper ooo.
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by Leavestory from Gidi, Nigeria, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (3)
Today, I went to Stony Brook University and discovered that my girlfriend of over 12 years shot herself because her lover got married to a striper.
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by Jay from new york, USA, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (2)
last night i wanted to send a txt to some shawtie...explaining all the crude things i wanted to do to her.....woke up this morning to find a text from my mother saying we need to talk....the girls name is one above my mums on my contact....i don diee
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by mumu from lagos, nig, on Mar 21, 2010 Comment (3)
I went to this sushi bar with my girl today only to find out the place was a buffet. all well and good, i was excited but after eatin a bit of everything in there, the waiter brought the bill and it was $80 i was shocked but i had to play it off. chei car note and phone bill is due tomorrow. see my life
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by asakoko from brooklyn,ny, yankee, on May 23, 2010 Comment (4)
I woke up one faithful day to get myself prepared for work,suddenly we had a power failure,and my underwear just packed along with my woman in a basket waiting to get them packed accordingly,i quickly pick any white pant since all my underwear is white and left for work,i could not enjoy my walking around in my office thinking im now adding more weight,shortly, i was pressed and rush down to toilet,only to see lace in front of my underwear......CHEI, this is wrong underwear.
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by Playplay from Strasbourg, France, on Nov 12, 2013 Comment (1)
Today I was in the train thinking about this beautiful woman that I had long conversation with and I noticed this dude looking at me. He started showing effeminate behaviors and with a female voice asked me my name. I shouted at him, "get out" and he just ran away.
Am not down with anything Gay! Of course everybody in the train looked at me and I got lucky- a pretty lady came and sat close to me to console me. Cmylife ..lol
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Apr 11, 2010 Comment (2)
Guys, I board a bus and a guys sitting beside ask, pls are u paying with change? and i said yea. he said i should give him, so that he pays for both of us from his higher denomination, i agree. only for this guys to use my money to pay for himself and drop @ the next b/stop. Conductor tear for me die!
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by jyde from lagos, nigeria, on Dec 02, 2013 Comment (3)
I've always wanted to come to America land of opportunity!..Now am here..no opportunity..I WANT TO GO BACK TO NIGERIA!!..SEE MY LIFE O!
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by JAMES from ATLANTA, US, on May 25, 2010 Comment (5)
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