So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
wen i finally got the luck to fuck my girl, her pussy was so tight that i cud not penetrate her easily, finally owing to the fact we used her friend's room, i just sucked her cunt and left disappointed....
by Sunny from Ife, Nigeria, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (0)
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." SML
by Too Slow from Nagaland, India, on Jan 19, 2012 Comment (0)
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed."SML
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by Needsanewjob from Arizona, United States, on Jan 19, 2012 Comment (0)
Today, my job application was rejected because I was overqualified. This is the same company that rejected me 2 years ago for being under-qualified. SML
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by 2gd4u from Texas, United States, on Mar 23, 2012 Comment (0)
My mum told me that there is no husband in London, London men attract women with their cars, take you to MacDonald, buy you quarter pounder, chicken and chips , ice cream and take you home. When you get home, he will put in bed and jump on you , any man that jump you, he is disgracing our family. So when i went to London, i met one fine boy he took me to MacDonald, buy me a quarter pounder,chicken and chips, ice cream and took me home. This fine boy put me in bed and tried to jump over me then i remembered what my mummy told me so put him aside then i jumped over him not to disgrace my family
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by djflexxy from london, united kingdom, on May 27, 2012 Comment (0)
While using my computer in class, I clicked on my bookmarked toolbar so I can link to facebook. However, I totally forgot that I bookmarked some of my favorite porn site and the lady next to me started laughing when she saw, “Erotic Sex Video.” See My Life!
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by Oshodi Boy from Luhans'ka Oblast', Ukraine, on Jun 06, 2012 Comment (0)
See me see trouble o. I sliced tomatoes, onions and fresh pepper, and soon after i went to the toilet. I let down my underwear and grabbed my PA to urinate. Now the "chairman" is on fire.
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by El Panache from Delta, Nigeria, on Jun 14, 2012 Comment (0)
Its 0400am in the morning, preparing for boards and still had to listen to some fela....
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by interm from texas, usa, on Apr 16, 2013 Comment (0)
While getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. See my life
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by Jerkgirl from Alabama , U.S. , on Apr 16, 2013 Comment (0)

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