I lives on Lagos and refuse to go to a meeting yesterday just because I don\'t feel like going. They called that another was scheduled for today in PH only for me to get there and learn it has been postponed. SML
by Legbaciou from Lagos, Nigeria, on Nov 26, 2015 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
by oncrack from md, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I crash SML today because I put a comma at the wrong place and I had to go through 5000 line of code to fix it. Forgive me my people, SML
by Faajihouse Baba from NY, U.S, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
My boyfriend took me to a nice restaurant which their food ended up giving me diarrhea. He took me back to his house to use the toilet, when I finished, the toilet wouldn't flush and the toilet decided to overflow all over his bathroom. Chei
by Fatima from Kano, Nigeria, on Apr 07, 2010 Comment (0)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)
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