All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." SML
by Someone from CA, U.S.A, on Sep 10, 2010 Comment (0)
I just waka from aboard Virgin Airline walking pass Immigration and well wishers who are saying good bye to their loved ones ,when walking through the airport gate i found out that i left my passport with the Immigration officer who checked and cleared me at terminal checkpoint only did i know that he was my former girlfriend husband, what do i have to say now to him....?
by Marshal Sanco Tobore from Unted State Of A*egun**, Republic Of Naija Delta., on Oct 10, 2010 Comment (0)
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
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by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada, on Oct 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I was trying to show my splitting skills amongst my close friends and family, however, as I started descending, I started farting loudly for the full 20 seconds it took to reach the floor. See my life
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by Humiliated Chick from Lagos, Nigeria, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
Ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. SML
by Bisi from Toronto, Canada, on Jan 17, 2011 Comment (0)
so back in those days i always thought i had it going,especially when my friends and i sleep with our girlfriend's friends i thought i was a pro,just to find out last week from one of my ex-girlfriend's friend that i had slept with as well, that rumor had it back then that my penis was so tiny as an infant's penis and they all just wanted to see it, what really hurt me most was that they all faked d orgasm just to make me feel good about myself. in other words they all feel i wasn't man enough.
by black from IL, usa, on Feb 03, 2011 Comment (0)
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option.
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by Andimanastudent from Massachusetts, U.S., on Apr 14, 2011 Comment (0)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (0)

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