I was bout to mess with some guy who constantly bragging bout his manhood, and his swag was on point so I decided to check his package....let's just say a pencil woulda been better
by unsatisfied from abj, 9ja, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
I crash SML today because I put a comma at the wrong place and I had to go through 5000 line of code to fix it. Forgive me my people, SML
by Faajihouse Baba from NY, U.S, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
OK so I told this girl I would take her shopping. We buy everything, and she expects me to pay. I meant I was gonna drive you, foolish girl, I don't have money. She said "Oooh". Nothing for me tonight then, all this trouble for nothing. See my life
by Anonymous from NYC, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
My boyfriend took me to a nice restaurant which their food ended up giving me diarrhea. He took me back to his house to use the toilet, when I finished, the toilet wouldn't flush and the toilet decided to overflow all over his bathroom. Chei
by Fatima from Kano, Nigeria, on Apr 07, 2010 Comment (0)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)
i get exam 4 tomoro i dey listen 2 dagrin jam on faajihouse...smh se my life o
by omosexii from MD, usa, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
I got into a bus, sat down and noticed someone was popping gum noisily in my ear. I was mad at the person and wanted to ask the person to stop but when i turned, i saw this huge, macho looking man with this wickedness in his face. Immediately, my mouth shut up cos if i say something he may lift me and throw my skinny body out of the window . See My Life.
by busayour from Austell, GA, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
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