All this while i have been taking pooping for granted only for the Surgeon to say "you need to poop or u going under the knife" Pooping became a prayer request..Chei ...SML
by Denny T from New York, NY, U.S.A, on Jul 14, 2010 Comment (1)
I just found today that my supposedly summer vacation with my mother to Nigeria is not a summer vacation but to continuing schooling in Nigeria because of all my behavior. I asked my mother when we were going back to England today and she said she already enrolled in a military boarding school and she is going back to England this Saturday with my British passport. See My Life.
by Busayo from Lagos, Nigeria, on Sep 02, 2010 Comment (1)
So I met this guy and we were both feeling each other. So he called and asked me out on a date, which I agreed. So when he came to pick me, I asked him where we were going to for the date, he replied and said the Science Centre, lets go see how our babies will look.... hmmm?? first date, major turn off... See my life.
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by SisiIbadan from Toronto, Canada, on Oct 18, 2010 Comment (1)
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
by brooklyn chick from new york, USA, on Oct 26, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. See My Life
by Thatsucks from Nottinghamshire, UK, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (1)
So i just finished takin my shower, gettin ready to embark on my 2 hour drive back home to my fam. cologne poppin, fresh boy status. i got into my car fixing my mirrors and gettin comfy. i saw this lady trying to talk to me from across the road so i rolled down my window and as the lady approached my vehicle, i noticed she had bout 4 teeth left in her mouth and she asks 'Can i do a blowjob for some change' i screamed 'hell fuckin NO' and the lady was scared she ran away. i was so disgusted. After all my fresh boy status, is this the best i can attract? Chei.......SEE MY LIFE
by Abija from philly, US, on Dec 22, 2011 Comment (1)
While getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. See my life
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by Jerkgirl from Alabama , U.S. , on Apr 16, 2013 Comment (1)
I woke up one faithful day to get myself prepared for work,suddenly we had a power failure,and my underwear just packed along with my woman in a basket waiting to get them packed accordingly,i quickly pick any white pant since all my underwear is white and left for work,i could not enjoy my walking around in my office thinking im now adding more weight,shortly, i was pressed and rush down to toilet,only to see lace in front of my underwear......CHEI, this is wrong underwear.
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by Playplay from Strasbourg, France, on Nov 12, 2013 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
Two weeks ago my boy asked me to be a wing man for him for some babes coming from outta town...too bad the babe my boy was going to block was my friends babe...smh
by oncrack from md, usa, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)
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