I had an asthma attack while my boyfriend and I was having sex today, instead of him stopping when he saw me gasping for air, he kept pounding me harder thinking that I was enjoying the sex. SML
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by Erica from NJ, U.S.A, on Apr 14, 2010 Comment (0)
i get exam 4 tomoro i dey listen 2 dagrin jam on faajihouse...smh se my life o
by omosexii from MD, usa, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
So it was about to be a banging saturday night cap...just had a banging night at the club, vodka was flowing down like water falls..Got the shawtie on my arm headed back to the hotel...while rapping to her on the ride..in my mind i'm already seeing all that's going to go down when all of a sudden i see a projectile come out of the shawties mouth....lets just say i can taste all she had to eat and drink in my mouth and i can see it all over my fly ass outfit....i spent the night cleaning up and in the back seat of a car....see my fucking life
by flyprojectile from MD, USA, on May 09, 2010 Comment (0)
I got into a bus, sat down and noticed someone was popping gum noisily in my ear. I was mad at the person and wanted to ask the person to stop but when i turned, i saw this huge, macho looking man with this wickedness in his face. Immediately, my mouth shut up cos if i say something he may lift me and throw my skinny body out of the window . See My Life.
by busayour from Austell, GA, USA, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
The store that I work in closes at 10pm but I was already exhausted around 9:50pm when a beautiful lady walked up to my registered with goods worth about $1800. I proceed to ask her what method of payment she will like to use for her payment and this crazy lady brought out 1800 one dollar bills out of her wallet. It took me about 20 minutes to make sure I had the correct amount. I need a new job! SML
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by Ogunbayo from Idaho, U.S, on May 25, 2010 Comment (0)
Why did I make a trip all the way to Jones Beach only for the thing to be so crowded that I couldn't even get in the water. To make the matter worse, the traffic was so bad that I spent more time on the road than on the sand. Black ppl. SML
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by olowo lolaye from NY, USA, on May 31, 2010 Comment (0)
Yesterday, I overheard the relatively new guy sitting next to my cubicles bragging to someone on the phone about the new promotion he just received. The same promotion my manager told me that I was next in line to receive. SML
by Abacha from Washington D.C, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (0)
My wife changed her facebook’s relationship status from “Married” to “Widow.” Abeg, wetin I do now, I am not going home!
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by David from Cali, U.S, on Jun 04, 2010 Comment (0)
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I had something important to tell him. Thinking I was going to break up with him, he broke up with me first and poured hot coffee on my head. I was going to tell him I was pregnant with his child. SML
by Sade from Shanghai, China, on Jun 24, 2010 Comment (0)
While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!
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by Seyi from Bristol, England, on Jun 28, 2010 Comment (0)

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