Today, I was trying to do efizzy for this girl, told her to not take MTA make I carry am go house. Next thing I know my car no wan start, See my life.
by This guy from NY, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
As I dey blow my boyfriend today, the same time way him cum, na the same time I come squeeze. Na so sperm commot for my nose ooo. Chei, see my life
by Nike from Ibadan, Naija, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
I had a dream , "my lil cousin was given a wing to fly and he was flying around then he saw an angel and he said to him " I have wings now and am an angel" . Then the angel turned around and said Nigger you are a bat.
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Mar 22, 2010 Comment (0)
I wank with suya hand ....my dick hurts right now, still in A&E
by shango from helmand province, Afghanistan, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
Today I found out that the flash drive that had the video of me and my ex has been misplaced...the video shows my face, and she's saying my name....now someone out there is probably uploading it up to a porn site....I've become a porn star....chai
by porn star from jersey city, usa, on Mar 25, 2010 Comment (0)
yday night i was feeling particularly hard...so i decided to please myself....i didn't wanna reach for my energizer bunny so i just used my fingers......when i was done i was sweating so when i reached up to open my windows....i found out i had just given my neighbors kids a free porn watch.....how do i walk out the apt tommorrow...
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by peepshow from houston TX, USA, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
My friend's status on facebook said,"I miss her a lot" today. I wanted to be a smartass, so I replied by saying,"Who cares." And he replied," Thank buddy, I am talking about my dead mother." Chei, see my life.
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by Anonymous from Accra, Ghana, on Mar 29, 2010 Comment (0)
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
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by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 31, 2010 Comment (0)
My boyfriend took me to a nice restaurant which their food ended up giving me diarrhea. He took me back to his house to use the toilet, when I finished, the toilet wouldn't flush and the toilet decided to overflow all over his bathroom. Chei
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by Fatima from Kano, Nigeria, on Apr 07, 2010 Comment (0)
I thought when I arrive in the United States, I will be living so comfortable but I am driving cab during the day and packing old people’s feces at night for 6 days a week. I want to go back to Nigeria
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by Ogunbode from Cali, U.S, on Apr 09, 2010 Comment (0)

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