So i went out to the bar with my co-workers. I got so wasted! The following day, i looked at my call list and i had spoken to my mom for over 8 mins...Only God knows what i said, cuz i sure don't remember...smh
by Zip from ny, USA, on Apr 02, 2010 Comment (1)
Went to a Naija Party and all I could think of was "If the cops come here, half of these ppl will be in Lagos before the month is over!" See our lives.
Sorry Oo (1031) - Chei, See your life (591)
by Omo boy from NY, USA, on May 11, 2010 Comment (1)
RENDITION:So a friend of mines told me that almost every night before she goes to bed, her guy is always disturbing her for sex and if she is not in the mood, he starts humping her!...Keep in mind they both have clothes covering there private part!!.. SEE HIS LIFE!
by mINKs from RHODE ISLAND, US, on May 23, 2010 Comment (1)
Spent over $300 (NO RETURNS) for an outfit for an event. Ended up going somewhere else and spending less than 30 mins there!.. SEE MY LIFE!
by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 01, 2010 Comment (1)
i have urinalysis exam less than 16 hours, i got on facebook for a quick gossip, and i found igbo church commedy, so i logged off facebook, to trace igbo church comedy, to faajihouse now i can't found it.....sml
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by ceci from brooklyn, NY, on Jun 06, 2010 Comment (1)
So.. i had a major job interview at 10:30am today...buT i did not sleep till 5am this morning!..woke up at 9am so that i wont have a terrible voice during the interview..i did not know when i went back to bed.. sha when i opened my eyes it was 10:32am..and the interview was for 10:30am..my voice was horrible!.. i rushed to the kitchen to go chop cold jollof rice and drink water to clear it up! ..Thank God she called at 10:40am..SEE MY LIFE O!
by mINKS from Atlanta, GA, USA, on Jun 15, 2010 Comment (1)
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Jul 18, 2010 Comment (1)
I just found today that my supposedly summer vacation with my mother to Nigeria is not a summer vacation but to continuing schooling in Nigeria because of all my behavior. I asked my mother when we were going back to England today and she said she already enrolled in a military boarding school and she is going back to England this Saturday with my British passport. See My Life.
by Busayo from Lagos, Nigeria, on Sep 02, 2010 Comment (1)
i was having problems using da bthrm so i decided to take a fiberblend to make me go.da next day well i was @ work da fiberblend started working and i had to use the bthrm.not only da shit smell so expired it was making noise as it came out.i felt so relieved.da most embarrassing part was wen i opened da bthrm my supervisor was standing outside the door waiting to use da bthrm next.
by brooklyn chick from new york, USA, on Oct 26, 2010 Comment (1)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. SML
by Faajihouse from NY, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (0)

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