I remember when i be small pinkin and I want jerk off so bad and no more vaseline for house. The only lubricate way i see na my mama bengay, na so i rub am for my prick ooo. Chei, that thing pepper ooo.
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by Leavestory from Gidi, Nigeria, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (3)
last night i wanted to send a txt to some shawtie...explaining all the crude things i wanted to do to her.....woke up this morning to find a text from my mother saying we need to talk....the girls name is one above my mums on my contact....i don diee
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by mumu from lagos, nig, on Mar 21, 2010 Comment (3)
I was at a bar this weekend and I was feeling myself so I rejected couple of decent looking guys and now I am back home all by myself and I am horny as hell with no light. See my life.
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by Eniola from Lagos, Nigeria, on Mar 31, 2010 Comment (3)
So it was about to be a banging saturday night cap...just had a banging night at the club, vodka was flowing down like water falls..Got the shawtie on my arm headed back to the hotel...while rapping to her on the ride..in my mind i'm already seeing all that's going to go down when all of a sudden i see a projectile come out of the shawties mouth....lets just say i can taste all she had to eat and drink in my mouth and i can see it all over my fly ass outfit....i spent the night cleaning up and in the back seat of a car....see my fucking life
by flyprojectile from MD, USA, on May 09, 2010 Comment (3)
The store that I work in closes at 10pm but I was already exhausted around 9:50pm when a beautiful lady walked up to my registered with goods worth about $1800. I proceed to ask her what method of payment she will like to use for her payment and this crazy lady brought out 1800 one dollar bills out of her wallet. It took me about 20 minutes to make sure I had the correct amount. I need a new job! SML
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by Ogunbayo from Idaho, U.S, on May 25, 2010 Comment (3)
While giving my girlfriend a hickey on the neck, I felt something on my mouth. It turns out that I had popped her zit into my mouth. See My life!
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by Seyi from Bristol, England, on Jun 28, 2010 Comment (3)
Thinking I was home alone, I decided to walk from the bathroom to my room naked because I forgot my towel in my room. As I step outside the bathroom, there go my roommate and his girlfriend trying to walk into his room. Chei,
by Abas from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Jul 18, 2010 Comment (3)
OKAY .so i went 2 give blood and the lady on d counter asked me if i have been in an african country for more dan one year..i was like year nigeria.she said "am sorry , u cant give blood.u have been in an hiv populated area" i was like smh. see me over here tying 2 help ur country and u are telling me i have hiv..i waka from dat place oo b4 vex catch me and her punch her in her face,,,,..hmmm...just to steroetypical...chie
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by saminator from goergia, usa, on Sep 21, 2010 Comment (3)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
by I_Am_The_Edge from California, United States, on Jul 03, 2011 Comment (3)
See me see trouble o. I sliced tomatoes, onions and fresh pepper, and soon after i went to the toilet. I let down my underwear and grabbed my PA to urinate. Now the "chairman" is on fire.
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by El Panache from Delta, Nigeria, on Jun 14, 2012 Comment (3)
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