Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. SML
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by Dada from Chicago, US, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (5)
I went to this sushi bar with my girl today only to find out the place was a buffet. all well and good, i was excited but after eatin a bit of everything in there, the waiter brought the bill and it was $80 i was shocked but i had to play it off. chei car note and phone bill is due tomorrow. see my life
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by asakoko from brooklyn,ny, yankee, on May 23, 2010 Comment (4)
OKAY .so i went 2 give blood and the lady on d counter asked me if i have been in an african country for more dan one year..i was like year nigeria.she said "am sorry , u cant give blood.u have been in an hiv populated area" i was like smh. see me over here tying 2 help ur country and u are telling me i have hiv..i waka from dat place oo b4 vex catch me and her punch her in her face,,,,..hmmm...just to steroetypical...chie
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by saminator from goergia, usa, on Sep 21, 2010 Comment (4)
Smh..after hurricane sandy I stayed on gas line for 5hrs only to hear that there's no more gas when I was two cars closer to d gas pump..sml
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by Preciouzlov3 from NY, USA, on Nov 03, 2012 Comment (4)
I remember when i be small pinkin and I want jerk off so bad and no more vaseline for house. The only lubricate way i see na my mama bengay, na so i rub am for my prick ooo. Chei, that thing pepper ooo.
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by Leavestory from Gidi, Nigeria, on Mar 20, 2010 Comment (3)
last night i wanted to send a txt to some shawtie...explaining all the crude things i wanted to do to her.....woke up this morning to find a text from my mother saying we need to talk....the girls name is one above my mums on my contact....i don diee
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by mumu from lagos, nig, on Mar 21, 2010 Comment (3)
Today, I went to Stony Brook University and discovered that my girlfriend of over 12 years shot herself because her lover got married to a striper.
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by Jay from new york, USA, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (2)
I'm stuck on 3rd mainland bridge traffic and I have left to no gas in my car...I don dieee
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by wetinconcernu from lasgidi, nigeria, on Mar 18, 2010 Comment (2)
Today I was in the train thinking about this beautiful woman that I had long conversation with and I noticed this dude looking at me. He started showing effeminate behaviors and with a female voice asked me my name. I shouted at him, "get out" and he just ran away.
Am not down with anything Gay! Of course everybody in the train looked at me and I got lucky- a pretty lady came and sat close to me to console me. Cmylife
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by Jay from New york, USA, on Apr 11, 2010 Comment (2)
Today i woke up and realized Im not Nigerian. SML
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by Loves Me from NY, US, on May 13, 2010 Comment (2)

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