16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche

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•If you hold am, you no go ever hungry again.
•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back to your pocket.
•If ugly pesin send you request e no go enter.
•It can tell U which member of your family dey do you.
•U can connect the bluetooth to NEPA poll 2 get light.
•It can be used as bomb detectors.
•It can be used as mosquito coil.
•Can serve as ATM machine.
•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via satellite.
•It vibrates if someone is lying.
•It can tell the real father of a child.
•It can detect if you boyfriend/girlfriend mis waka.
•It is accepted as dowry.
•It can upgrade your GPA if you are a student.
•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season.
•It prevents unwanted pregnancy; just put it in condom mode.