Post Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:16 am

A Family is at the Dinner table

A Family is at the Dinner table. The Son asks his Father," Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father surprised answers," Well Son, a Woman goes through three phases. In her 20's a Woman boobs are like Melons, round and Firm. In her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like Onions."
"Onions?" Son asks.
" Yes, you see them and they make you cry.!"
This infuriated his Wife and daughter. So the daughter said," Mom, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?"
The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers," Well dear, a Man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20's his Willy is like an Oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's it is like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After 50's it is like a Christmas tree"
" A christmas tree.? Pwahahahaga" asks the daughter.

"Yes, dead from the roots up. And the balls are just for decoration." her mother answers
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